The Wrong Gift/Teddy Bear Learns to use a Computer
28-Dec-07
The Wrong Gift
On Christmas Day, the Nerds decided to exchange gifts. Teddy Bear had gotten Froggy a ring. Well, he had gotten Squeky a gift about the same size and in his stupidity, put Froggy's name on Squeky's girt and Squeky's name on Froggy's gift. When he got to It's house, Isabella was there at the door with It. It lured Isabella back into his room with with Teddy Bear's sister.
"Why do you have a dragon? Can't you have a puppy or something?" said Teddy Bear angrily.
"Teddy Bear, I'm a Wizard. I have to have a dragon." It replied.,as if that meant anything.
Teddy Bear just sighed. He followed It into the living room and placed his gift on the table. Making sure the rest of the world could hear them, The Nerds sang carols on It's front yard. Then they ate Christmas dinner-Macaroni and Cheese. When that over and done with, the Nerds opened gifts. It was all going all right until Froggy and Squeky opened their girts from Teddy Bear.
"Teddy Bear!!!!!!!!!! How could you get me a dead fly for Christmas?!
"Um, Teddy Bear, does this mean anything?" asked Squeky, holding up Froggy's ring.
" No-I-you see, - ARGHHHHHHHH! Teddy Bear ran From It's house and down the road to his house.
The Nerds didn't do a gift exchange next year.
Teddy Bear Learns to use a Computer
One day, Teddy Bear's parents made the mistake of leaving Teddy Bear alone while they went out. Teddy Bear wandered around the house for a few minutes and then called the other Nerds with his Nerd Button. The Nerds appeared. Teddy Bear was happy to see It had brought Isabella.
"It, make Isabella burn down the seecret door!" said Teddy Bear excitedly.
On It's command, Isabella burned down the door and the Nerds ran into the room.
When they entered the room, Teddy Bear gasped. He had never seen anything so wonderful!!! After years of searching, Teddy Bear finally found the COMPUTER!!!!!!! Teddy Bear ran over to the computer and spent hours on it. Finally, he had bought a number of expensive things of eBay, including a helicopter and Maine, downloaded everything he saw and somehow gotten in contact with the Prime Minister of England, he got off.
As Teddy Bear went to sleep that night listening to his parents arguing with the Prime Minister of England ("No! Our son did not blackmail you!") he couldn't wait for his family to go to France...
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Did you know...
23-Nov-07
Did you know...
1. Toilet Boy can change into anything he wants, but he just likes toilets.
2. The Nerds started because the first one (Teddy Bear) got Frogger sick.
3. We called Teddy Bear Teddy Bear because the person he is based on is really short
4. The people the nerds are based on have no idea about the anaf
5. The Dorks are the exact opposite of the Nerds.
6. It was named It because KT's sister made up a person named It
7. 'anaf' stands for 'Anti Nerd Association Fellowship'
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The El Restarante
17-Dec-06
One night in November, Teddy Bear and Froggy decided to go to the El Restarante, their favorite restarant. When they got there, the woman said there was only space in the cheese section. Teddy Bear refused . "I'm going to wait right here for a spot in the non-cheese section! DO YOU HEAR ME?! I SAID I'M GONNA - "
"SHUT UP!" screamed Froggy. She smiled sweetly at the girl at the counter and forced Teddy Back into a seat.
Three hours later, a table opened up for Teddy Bear and Froggy. Teddy Bear had gone to 'talk' to the people sitting there. They were never really the same after that.
Teddy Bear and Froggy sat down in their seats and waited for a waiter. However, Teddy Bear was complaining that his seat was too low. Froggy called a waiter over to their table and told him to make the chair higher. But it still wasn't high enough.
"Make it higher" demanded Froggy.
"I'm sorry, that's as high as it can go, miss" said the waiter.
" I SAID make it higher!" screamed Froggy.
Frightened, the waiter called over three extremely fat waiters and made them lie under Teddy Bear's chair. Satisfied, Froggy smiled at Teddy Bear.
The waiter took their orders. After about an hour and a half, Teddy Bear had ordered. After another hour and a half, Froggy had ordered.
When the food got there, Teddy Bear took one look at his food and screamed, "EEW! I DON'T WANT IT!" Then he calmed down and said to the waiter,"I'll just have to order again. I want the... No,no,no I want the.... Hmmmm....
The waiter quit the next day
THE END
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